Wassup

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
billy-and-friends
homunculus-argument

You know how people sometimes get a cat by just having a random stray cat with no collar and no chip walk in and sit on the couch like "yo fucknuts I live here now", and the people just go "well fuck, guess I gotta go get a litterbox then."

Now consider: Humans doing that to the fae. Not being captured by the fae folk, not taken against their will but stubbornly walking in to their realm and refusing to leave before one of them agrees to take this damn creature. Faeries telling each other "naww come on, you can't make it leave, it already ate your food. Everyone knows you gotta keep them if you've fed them."

And another faery yells back "I did not fucking feed that thing, it climbed into my pantry and was eating flour straight out of the bag!"

dduane

cc: @petermorwood (re: Bubble) :)

robbed-ghost
vsemily

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Not Safe For Work

deluxeloy

Remember, NSFW is not an abbreviation for nude that somehow has more syllables. It's shorthand for "If my boss happened to look over my shoulder when this was on my screen, would there be consequences?"

This is subjective, and depends on the boss and the job, of course. But many, many images that contain zero nudity are still very much NSFW (and sometimes, images with nudity aren't!) Consider this.

bogleech

I think some people don't even know what it stands for anymore; it used to be a tag for just violent imagery too

galahadwilder
tanadrin

our friend's daughter is at the age where she is extremely chatty and speaking in full sentences, and i love kids' use of language.

apparently all strangers used to be "ladies," but now they are "neighbors." since they speak english exclusively at home, "neighbors" speak german; it was very distressing to hear her mom speak german once, because, in her words, "you're not a doctor or a neighbor!"

annmcn

When learning how to talk, each one of my 3 sons went through a phase where I was the only person they said "She" for. Obviously, SHE was Mom, and HE was the rest of the world

Three sons, and I was the only female in the household (dog was male too).

tanadrin

i love the idea of a mode of language where the human noun classification system is “one’s own mother” and “everyone else”

cabbagesenpai
cottonspotten

would you eat safe, ethically sourced* human meat?

yes

no

other(?) / see results

*person has consented to being eaten; they’ve donated their body. they died without suffering. you can cook the meat. you will not get sick from the meat.

bonus: explain why!

cottonspotten

personal favourite responses thus far

  • the people who have no moral qualms with cannibalism but but voted no because theyre picky eaters or dont like trying new things
  • the multiple vegetarians who voted yes
  • the one (1) person who (rightfully) called out the phrase 'ethically sourced human meat' (when i typed that out i had to take a long look at the choices ive made throughout my life)
  • "ever since i got into pokemon vore i've had a huge fascination in cannibalism"
  • the anime blog who reblogged this post not 5 minutes after my anime fan friend told me that "anime fans LOVE cannibalism"
  • “if they are my enemy”
  • and most of all - those who are reblogging without any commentary at all. because having absolutely NO thoughts on cannibalism is more fascinating than any possible response
ninjaspiderjuurouta
fifiibibii

guys please im a twitter migrant what happened with that old dog sanctuary blog pls educate me

e-6000

So there is a dog shelter(?) for senior dogs called Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary. They had a couple social media pages, among them a tumblr page. They'd repost posts from their Facebook about the different dogs at the shelter, very cute stuff. This goes on for months, it gets popular bc people love dogs. One day the blog (entirely out of the blue) posts "I just want to get dicked down again =/" and then never posts again. Everyone involved was like hey what the fuck so they messaged the Facebook page and they were like hey is the person running your tumblr page okay they've been acting real weird, and the person running the Facebook page was like huh??? We don't have a tumblr page????

troutpopulation
chainmail-butch

I met an older nb queer (I estimate early 50s) at the club last night, and it was a religious experience. We talked about mushrooms, AIDs, and Terry Gilliams movies.

They told me about identifying as a sissy when they were a kid because that was the only term they had for an effeminate man, we talked about gender and the way the world has changed, and then they passed me a very strong joint.

As the night wore on, they leaned over and told me how good it was to meet a butch for the first time in a long time. They told me that when they were 16 and sneaking out of the house to go to gay bars, the butches were the ones who took them in.

I had to hold back tears in the club.

There are futures for all of us. And if your future involves tophats with feathers, silly songs, and trippy jackets, then there's a future for you too.

chainmail-butch

This is only slightly related, but it's very funny being an endangered species of queer because I hear "Wow! A Butch! I didn't think you guys were still around!" Every single time I go out, and it's like yeah here I am, we're around I promise.

Honestly, I feel like a wolf being reintroduced to an ecosystem.

"Holy shit I haven't seen one of you since the 80s!"

"Yeah there was some serious over hunting when everyone decided that masculinity was evil but we're back now."

gyudons
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despicable

updates as of 22 oct

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Travis Dermott knew that he would draw attention with his actions in the Coyotes’ home opener against the Anaheim Ducks at Mullett Arena on Saturday. The Arizona defenseman just hoped that the spotlight might shine on the issue that he was addressing, not on him.

“You don’t really want to go against rules that are put in place by your employer, but there’s some people who took some positive things from it,” Dermott said. “That’s kind of what I’m looking to impact.

“You want to have everyone feel included and that’s something that I have felt passionate about for a long time in my career. It’s not like I just just jumped on this train. It’s something that I’ve felt has been lacking in the hockey community for a while. I feel like we need supporters of a movement like this; to have everyone feel included and really to beat home the idea that hockey is for everyone.”

“I won’t lie,” said Dermott, who is playing on a one-year, two-way contract. “From the outside, it’s easy to see that I’m putting my career on the line for something. I definitely went through some emotional ups and downs that night, not regretting anything by any means, but I’d love to have maybe done a couple of steps a little different by making sure that everyone was aware of what was going on before I did it.

“I don’t want to put my teammates or my coaches or my GMs or the equipment managers in any kind of bad light when it’s their job to kind of look out for something like this happening. It was definitely something that I did just by myself and was prepared to kind of deal with whatever repercussions the league decides to push towards that. I’m not going to back off and say that this battle is won, but we’re going to find better ways to do it.”

As Dermott noted, LGBTQ+ inclusion is an issue that he has supported for a long time. Without getting into specifics, Dermott said the issue is personal for him because it impacts people close to him.

“I’d be lying if I said I haven’t shed tears about this on multiple occasions,” he said. “So yeah, it’s something I’m definitely very passionate about.

“I’ve met a lot of people that from the outside, it looks like they have everything going right in their life and they have a smile on their face every time they talk to you. But sometimes when we get closer to people and get comfortable enough for them to open up to you, you can see that there’s some pretty dark stuff happening to some good people. It doesn’t take too many times encountering something like that for it to really change someone.

“I’ve been blessed to have some of those opportunities put in front of me to really change my view of what being a good person means; what being a good father and a good example and role model means going forward. You really see how people are hurting and it’s because of a system that maybe no one’s intentionally trying to be malicious about, but until you’ve really had that first-person experience seeing people hurting from it right in front of you, it’s tough to kind of take steps.”

It would be a surprise if the league handed down any sort of punishment. The optics alone would add to the public relations damage that the original ban created. Even so, Dermott reiterated his desire to bring the entire franchise into the fold before he takes similar actions in the future, but he also made it clear that he will not be silenced on the topic.

“It’s not like I’m shutting up and going away,” he said. “I know more questions are going to be coming. We’re just going to be as prepared as we can be to just spread love. That’s the thing. It’s gay pride that we’re talking about, but it could be men’s health. It could be any war. It’s just wanting world peace. Everyone’s got to love each other a little bit more.

“Like my parents said growing up, ‘How awesome would it be to be the guy that people look up to?’ That’s what really hit home when I was a kid, especially from my mom. You want to grow up and be that guy. You want to be the guy that’s having the impact on kids like NHL players had on you. If they had been racist or bigoted, that’s going to have an effect on you.

“With how many eyes are on us, especially with the young kids coming up in the new generation, you want to put as much positive love into their brain as you can. You want them to see that it’s not just being taught or coming from maybe their parents at home. They need to see it in the public eye for it to really make an effect.”

nonbinary-disaster
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

*me @ the demon under my bed* scoot over i wanna cuddle 

meowing-velociraptor

*me @ the shadows in the corner* come. I require hugs.

lone-standing-tuft

*me @ the monster in the closet*

Time for a bedtime story

tootpaste

*me @ the ghost that lives in my attic* im comin up there bitch and we’re gonna watch movies and discuss them

trees-and-sky

*me @ the spooper that chills in my basement* bruh lets replay every goddamn zelda we have non-stop

christiansuperwholockedinyoutube

*me @ the spooky that sits outside my window* do you wanna come in and have tea, it must be cold out there.

starlightxnightmare

*me @ the banshee shrieking in the woods* hey can i yell with you ive had a bad day

britishdaydreaminggirl

*me @ Bloody Mary at 3am in the bathroom* Girls night! Girls night!

just-mushroom-thoughts

*me at the thing stalking me at night on my way home* come closer, and walk with me freind, i have snacks, i have jerky.